They Had Me At ‘Hello’
While the constant spam flowing through the inbox can be an annoyance, every so often I receive an “offer” that is just so entertaining in all its logic-bending, grammatical-glory, that I have to share with others. Because these kinds of emails just keep coming, I have to believe that there are people out there foolish enough to reply. Sad. Well, here’s the latest:
Hello Christian Buckley
Use the unique opportunity of additional earnings!
Our company hires editors and proof-readers for home-based job.
The clients of our company exchange large quantity of important information, therefore our company as an intermediate link in correspondence regards orthography of extreme importance. For this purpose we need people able to check grammatical, syntactic and stylistic peculiarities of the text.
This work provides for 3-4 hours of employment daily, at your convenience.
It is best solution for those who have the possibility to combine this activity with primary work and for those who do not work for one reason or another (students, pensioners etc.).
- Thus you will form your salary yourself, depending on your desire and possibilities.
- You will get 3 conventional units per each complete 1 Kb of data.
- Your salary will be formed of the quantity of processed data.
- E.g. in case of daily processing of 6-7 Kb of texts your total fee will make up USD 540-630.
- The final pay takes place on the 30th of each month.
Main requirements to seekers:
- Age: 22+ (no upper limit)
- Advanced PC user (e-mail programs, Internet)
- No record of convictions
- Attentiveness, diligence, literacy
- Citizen of the USA
If you are interested in the offered vacancy we kindly request you to send your mail to the address as follows with brief indication of data which you will also find below: email@example.com
CITY, STATE, ZIP CODE:
Phone number (home or cell, it is desirable that it should be available any day time):
AVAILABLE TIME TO WORK WITH US:
We guarantee that your message will be processed within 24 hours, and you will receive the answer in any event. Our staff will contact you to clarify all details of joint cooperation. If you have additional questions we are always happy to answer them.
MeetLady Delivery Company
They really sell it, don’t they? I mean, come on people – this is an opportunity to form your salary yourself, and to work with a company that exchange large quantity of important information! Use the unique opportunity of additional earnings! I don’t know what a conventional unit is, but you get THREE of them for each 1 Kb of data! I mean, wow!
I’d totally sign up for this, if not for the fact that I am in the middle of a large financial transaction to help the Crown Prince of Zimbobzni move his inheritance to a US bank via my free checking account…